We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
