Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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