my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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