So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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