I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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