I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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