YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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