Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
She told me I should be a condom model.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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