Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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