i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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