Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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