I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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