I'm really into asian looking animals
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i wish my penis had a tongue
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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