SEEEEXXX PLEASE
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
