and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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