Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It's never too late to be topless.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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