Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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