Can Purell be used as lube?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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