Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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