His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
one might say we're banned from that church
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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