I love black thongs
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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