Sry I called you an 8
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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