idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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