alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just forgot I was standing up.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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