I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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