The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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