it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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