Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Randomize
