wrigley field is MILF paradise
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I intend to get homeless drunk
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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