Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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