Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Randomize
