Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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