Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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