I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Watching her eat just hurts me
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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