Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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