Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
