You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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