He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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