its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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