Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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