Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
