wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
