3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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