Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you have to choose: penises or morals?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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