There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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