...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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