I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Randomize
