Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
