dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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