Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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