Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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