sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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