They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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