Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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