I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
soo... how was my night?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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