This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
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