did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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