I love black thongs
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
