absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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